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      <body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Is it just me?   Or does the
new <a href="http://au.yahoo.com/">Yahoo!7</a> search bar look like a cigarette?<br /><br /><img src="http://deepdark.net/content/binary/yahoo-7-cigarette.jpg" style="border: thin solid rgb(0, 0, 0);" border="0" /><br /><br />
Not convinced?  The search bar at <a href="http://cm.au.my.yahoo.com/">My Yahoo!7</a> is
even less subtle:<br /><br /><img src="http://deepdark.net/content/binary/my-yahoo7-cigarette.jpg" style="border: thin solid rgb(0, 0, 0);" border="0" /><br /><br />
Don't worry, I'm not one of those smokers who tries to quit and then sees cigarettes
everywhere... I'm not even a smoker.  It just struck me as an odd choice for
a visual motif.<br /><br />
...and it's not even the oh-so-cool, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054698/"><i>Breakfast
at Tiffany's</i></a> kind of cigarette.  Google would be the Audrey Hepburn of
search cigarettes.  Yahoo7 are more the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denny_Crane">Danny
Crane</a> of search.<br /></body>
      <title>Kick the Yahoo7 habit</title>
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      <description>Is it just me?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Or does the new &lt;a href="http://au.yahoo.com/"&gt;Yahoo!7&lt;/a&gt; search
bar look like a cigarette?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://deepdark.net/content/binary/yahoo-7-cigarette.jpg" style="border: thin solid rgb(0, 0, 0);" border="0"&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Not convinced?&amp;nbsp; The search bar at &lt;a href="http://cm.au.my.yahoo.com/"&gt;My Yahoo!7&lt;/a&gt; is
even less subtle:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://deepdark.net/content/binary/my-yahoo7-cigarette.jpg" style="border: thin solid rgb(0, 0, 0);" border="0"&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Don't worry, I'm not one of those smokers who tries to quit and then sees cigarettes
everywhere... I'm not even a smoker.&amp;nbsp; It just struck me as an odd choice for
a visual motif.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
...and it's not even the oh-so-cool, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054698/"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Breakfast
at Tiffany's&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; kind of cigarette.&amp;nbsp; Google would be the Audrey Hepburn of
search cigarettes.&amp;nbsp; Yahoo7 are more the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denny_Crane"&gt;Danny
Crane&lt;/a&gt; of search.&lt;br&gt;</description>
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So I recently got my first Bluetooth phone.  The whole purpose of the phone was
to keep my calendar on the road <a href="http://deepdark.net/PermaLink,guid,78a1a9b4-f5e9-4765-9de4-358acdc47f08.aspx">in
sync with my shiny new notebook</a>, and it worked out OK actually.
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Being a nerd I was curious about the Bluetooth protocol and how it works, the following
is an architectural overview of how the protocol is used to sync calendar and todo
items:
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          <strong>
            <font color="#000080">Outlook</font>
          </strong>: oh Hai, iz me 
<br /><font color="#006400"><strong>Phone</strong></font>: Hai 
<br /><strong><font color="#000080">Outlook</font></strong>: haz new itemz? 
<br /><font color="#006400"><strong>Phone</strong></font>: ya 
<br /><strong><font color="#000080">Outlook</font></strong>: o rly? 
<br /><font color="#006400"><strong>Phone</strong></font>: ya rly, Lulz 
<br /><strong><font color="#000080">Outlook</font></strong>: Can has new itemz? 
<br /><font color="#006400"><strong>Phone</strong></font>: here iz itemz rite now, k 
<br /><strong><font color="#000080">Outlook</font></strong>: I has new itemz2 
<br /><font color="#006400"><strong>Phone</strong></font>: Srsly? 
<br /><strong><font color="#000080">Outlook</font></strong>: ya, here iz them 
<br /><font color="#006400"><strong>Phone</strong></font>: we kool? awsum. kthxbai 
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;
So I recently got my first Bluetooth phone.&amp;nbsp; The whole purpose of the phone was
to keep my calendar on the road &lt;a href="http://deepdark.net/PermaLink,guid,78a1a9b4-f5e9-4765-9de4-358acdc47f08.aspx"&gt;in
sync with my shiny new notebook&lt;/a&gt;, and it worked out OK actually.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Being a nerd I was curious about the Bluetooth protocol and how it works, the following
is an architectural overview of how the protocol is used to sync calendar and todo
items:
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color=#000080&gt;Outlook&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: oh Hai, iz me 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;font color=#006400&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Phone&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;: Hai 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color=#000080&gt;Outlook&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: haz new itemz? 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;font color=#006400&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Phone&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;: ya 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color=#000080&gt;Outlook&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: o rly? 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;font color=#006400&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Phone&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;: ya rly, Lulz 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color=#000080&gt;Outlook&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: Can has new itemz? 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;font color=#006400&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Phone&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;: here iz itemz rite now, k 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color=#000080&gt;Outlook&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: I has new itemz2 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;font color=#006400&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Phone&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;: Srsly? 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color=#000080&gt;Outlook&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: ya, here iz them 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;font color=#006400&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Phone&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;: we kool? awsum. kthxbai 
&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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          <em>(I know, every year!  and you will see it next year too so long as I am able
to type :) )<br /></em>
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        <p>
Because 31 oct == 25 dec
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          <strong>
            <font color="#808080" size="1">Listening to: You am I, Hourly Daily</font>
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      <title>Why do programmers confuse Halloween &amp; Christmas</title>
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&lt;em&gt;(I know, every year!&amp;nbsp; and you will see it next year too so long as I am able
to type :) )&lt;br&gt;
&lt;/em&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;
Because 31 oct == 25 dec
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&lt;p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color=#808080 size=1&gt;Listening to: You am I, Hourly Daily&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
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In UX terms, Dell's web site is pretty good.  Three and a half stars in my book. 
However, I don't know about you, but I think the following post-purchase survey question
should be <b>select all that apply</b>, rather than <b>select one</b>.<br /><br />
I just saw this question come up while my sister just ordered her new Dell Inspiron
and I had to screencap it...<br /><img src="http://deepdark.net/content/binary/dell_wtf_deepdark.net.jpg" border="0" /><br />
But Mr. Dell, I cried... What do I choose if I want to use it for MySpace, biological
research <i><b>*and* </b></i>missile technology research...<br /></body>
      <title>Dell, curious UX and oppressing my choices</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
In UX terms, Dell's web site is pretty good.&amp;nbsp; Three and a half stars in my book.&amp;nbsp;
However, I don't know about you, but I think the following post-purchase survey question
should be &lt;b&gt;select all that apply&lt;/b&gt;, rather than &lt;b&gt;select one&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
I just saw this question come up while my sister just ordered her new Dell Inspiron
and I had to screencap it...&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://deepdark.net/content/binary/dell_wtf_deepdark.net.jpg" border="0"&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
But Mr. Dell, I cried... What do I choose if I want to use it for MySpace, biological
research &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;*and* &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;missile technology research...&lt;br&gt;</description>
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